The Lymp Ledger is the number one organ of the County of Lympshire and lies in the veritable heart of England.
All important County events will be covered and/or explored by a fearless team, including the seamier side of County Hall, village halls and dimly lit side alleys.
The dapper Lord Lieutenant of Lympshire, the Honorable Henry Laverings Feux-Duplex (above), today heartedly welcomed the online incarnation of the Lymp Ledger. "It's what one has dreamed of, or perhaps one has dreamt. The County is sadly unrepresented on the internet and one sorely hopes that the Ledger will put this, and many other things, to rights. One wishes the Lymp team all success as would ones's wife if she were here." (Lady Feux-Duplex is currently exploring the Greek Isles with an undisclosed friend.)
You saw it here first! These meercats are being trained as anti-vandal personnel by Dr & Mrs Luet Van Dranger, late of South Africa.
It is hoped that the creatures will soon be applied to
Peartree Green.
Don't you just hate being addressed as "Dear Valued User", so blooming valued that they don't even know your name!
Well, a friend of mine was so fed up with this that he changed his name by deed poll to Valued User.
He is currently taking legal action against three large software companies and is suing them for identity theft. Nice one!
